i will live like moses

Or: How to Avoid a Job In Six Easy Steps.

Step 1- state your intention to be an actual writer
Step 2- make some movement toward that goal
Step 3- realize you're not going to make it
Step 4- state your backup plan of becoming an international hitchhiker
Step 5- stubbornly respond to all concerns with "I will live like Moses"
Step 6- hide in your room and write

- Kyla Denae